my life, my love, and my ladyyy, is Futbol

kissmywholeass:

songs that remid me of louis tomlinson but are also about him

Diva - Beyonce
Primadonna - Marina and the Diamonds
Power - Kanye West
Beautiful Dirty Rich - Lady Gaga
Can’t Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus
Blah Blah Blah - Ke$ha feat. 3OH!3
Gotta Have It - Kanye West & Jay Z
Thank God I’m Fresh - Kid Cudi
Fancy - Drake
Fuck U Betta - Neon Hitch
Pretty Girl Rock - Keri Hilson
Glamorous - Fergie
Ego (Remix) [feat. Kanye West] - Beyonce

When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

syringas:

fuckthissideways:

OH MY GOSH, i want oneeee!

ITS SO HAPPY

syringas:

fuckthissideways:

OH MY GOSH, i want oneeee!

ITS SO HAPPY

Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

gaykarth:

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

grizzzz:

steverogerssexual:

qchord:

Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem

loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”

odin sed “NO LOKI…”“

loki cryed nd fell in2 space

he was gon.

odin whispered in2 space

“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”

(dat ment odin is a jerk)

~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~